WHOvivor Tribal Council 3

by Shannon Patrick Sullivan


One by one, the WHOvivors approach the Voting Booth of Rassilon.

"I'm voting for Tlotoxl," reveals Adric, "mostly because I think he wants to eat me."

Mel casts her vote for Davros. "I'm sick to death of his attitude, always bossing people around and talking about how he's destroyed seventeen planets in his lifetime. Yeah, that's great, but can he do a jumping jack?"

Davros follows suit by voting for Mel. "I am sick to death of her attitude, always bossing people around and talking about how she can do a hundred jumping jacks without a breaking a sweat. But how many planets has she destroyed, eh?"

When all the ballots are cast, Jeff announces "I'll go tally the votes." He leaves and returns momentarily with the ornate cask into which they all deposited their choices.

"First vote... Mel.

"Second vote... Tlotoxl.

"Third vote... Mel.

"Fourth vote... Adric. That's two votes for Mel and one vote each for Tlotoxl and Adric.

"Fifth vote... Davros.

"Sixth vote... Mel. That's three votes for Mel and one vote each for Tlotoxl, Adric and Davros so the last vote doesn't matter. Mel, bring me your torch."

Mel turns to the Rani. "You changed your vote, you bitch!"

The Rani looks perplexedly at the others. "I'm sorry, was there supposed to be an insult in there somewhere? I'm really not sure."

Jeff snuffs out Mel's torch. "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go."

"Go where?" Mel wails.

Jeff indicates the transmat platform.

"Nope, still don't follow."

"You know, back to the Capitol, then home."

"Mmmmm, nope, still kind of vague."

Fed up, Jeff pushes Mel onto the transmat platform, and she disappears.


Mel's Final Words

"I hear that an enormous meteor shower hit the Death Zone while those guys were hiking back to camp, and I'm pretty happy about that. I hope a big space rock flattened one or two of them. I can't believe they kicked off their mind-controlling-spider-eating hero instead of their planet-destroying, no-legs, ornery old scientist.

"I think Davros got a couple of guilt votes because his body's so emaciated. I think the Rani was probably the swing vote. Maybe there's some sort of honour amongst crazed scientists bent on universal conquest or something.

"I think largely the reason I was voted off was because the group feels physical strength is the most important quality to win the Immunity Challenges, which I completely disagree with. The fact is they don't know how strong I really am. I mean, I drink twelve glasses of carrot juice a day! That should count for something, shouldn't it? Shouldn't it?"


Voting

4 votes against

Castaways voting against Mel

1 vote against

Castaways voting against Adric

1 vote against

Castaways voting against Davros

1 vote against

Castaways voting against Tlotoxl


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