WHOvivor Tribal Council 6

by Shannon Patrick Sullivan

"I'm voting for Soldeed," says Bernice. "I really don't think he's fitting in and, you know, he does worship an evil bull-headed world-conquering alien, which just isn't a plus."

"My vote is for Peri," says Liz. "She and Ben are keeping me up all night, but at least Ben doesn't have a dumb American accent which, frankly, doesn't sound very American at all. Maybe she's really Canadian and just won't admit it."

"Mooooooooo," says Peri, depositing a vote for Soldeed.

When all the ballots are cast, Jeff announces "I'll go tally the votes." He leaves and returns momentarily with the ornate cask into which they all deposited their choices.

"First vote... Soldeed.

"Second vote... Peri.

"Third vote... Peri.

"Fourth vote... Soldeed. That's two votes for Peri and two votes for Soldeed.

"Fifth vote... Soldeed.

"Sixth vote... Soldeed. That's four votes for Soldeed. Bring me your torch."

Jeff snuffs out Soldeed's torch. "The tribe has spoken. It's time to go."

"That's odd," murmurs Soldeed. "I honestly thought that Ben would inexplicably take the fall for my chauvinism." He then heads toward the transmat platform crying, "Lord Nimon, it is I, Soldeed! I am coming, Lord Nimon!" He disappears, and everyone can finally take out their earplugs after two weeks.

Soldeed's Final Words

"I'm glad you could all join me here. It has been quite an evening. A twist of fate that maybe some didn't expect and some did. It seems I've been voted off. There are a few things I would like to have done had I remained in the Death Zone. Climb a petrified tree, some boulders perhaps, and go for a bit of a run. Help Tlotoxl ritually sacrifice Adric. It's hard to say otherwise.

"I'm not sure when they'll start closing in. I hear noises in the wasteland now. Things might be happening. Things might be taken over sooner than we think. Whether the rebel forces will be able to counteract with something like Operation Three-Eyed Sloth, I will not say.

"But if it does happen, I know nothing about it. I was never part of any such operation or involved with any people that were. I'm just saying something big may happen soon. This is the deep dark heart of the Gallifreyan homeworld. Never underestimate what could happen.

"There is a hamster eating my toenails.

"Ia ia Shub-Niggurath!

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Voting

4 votes against	Castaways voting against Soldeed
2 votes against	Castaways voting against Peri

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